As many of you know, I've been a ponytail innovator for years, in fact I've expended effort in the other areas of long-hair R&D. Thus I'm excited about Sun's forthcoming project...

Now, you might say "Hey, that looks like a puppet! I don't think that was a real announcement!"... but do I want to take any chances of being excluded from the pilot program? No way. Clearly this is an opertunity for me to be involved in another Early Access program and potentially be on the ballet for the Open-Ponytail Governing Board.

In the event things don't pan out, I do plan to parlay my superior R&D in the areas of curly and frizzy into a superior competing fork of OpenPT. Naturally of course I should first let Sun acquire my technology for a billion dollars before I fork, but then its possible someone already thought of that plan.

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For clarity sake, I had nothing to do with the video; but its good to laugh at yourself once in a while.